2: “Where is SAS Australia filmed?”
Judging by the Honey Badger’s endlessly chattering teeth, you might’ve thought the hit Seven series was shot in deepest Antarctica. In fact it was filmed near Berridale in NSW’s Snowy Mountains, just 20 minutes outside Jindabyne, in August with an average daily low of -2 degrees. Pfft, tough guy can’t handle some subzero chill.
3: “Can PS4 play with PS5?”
“Yes, I know there’s a deadly virus claiming around two million lives worldwide, but will my old copy of FIFA16 work on the new Playstation? Help plz!” was a question anxious gamers asked this year. And really, considering the Playstation 5’s $749 retail price, it’s fair enough. The answer is, of course, duh.
4: “How many cuts in 1917?”
Sam Mendes’ Oscar-winning war epic was marketed as a “one-shot film”, but film buffs were sceptical. Google’s own search results point to a Screenrant article listing 34 supposed hidden cuts, but the film’s Aussie editor Lee Smith said the real number will remain a mystery: “No one has come even remotely close. Not within a mile,” he told the Herald.
5: “When is Minecraft shutting down?”
Reports circulated on social media this year that Mojang, the Swedish developer of the massively popular online game, would be shutting down its servers on December 21, a rumour started not by the Mayans but by the fake news website Channel45News. Like Earth in 2012, Minecraft‘s demise has yet to come to pass.
6: “What is watermelon sugar?”
Pop star Harry Styles confounded kids with his ’60s freak-referencing single Watermelon Sugar. For literary types, “watermelon sugar” is obviously the mysterious life-matter in Richard Brautigan’s absurdist 1968 novel, In Watermelon Sugar. The internet, however, says it’s just Styles singing about oral sex.
7: “What is TikTok?”
This is the elderly equivalent of teenagers asking “What is newspaper?”.
8: “Where is Virgin River filmed?”
Viewers’ lockdown-induced wanderlust seems to have peaked with Netflix’s sappy romantic drama. Unfortunately the series’ pristine Northern California town is fictional – it’s actually filmed across a number of locations around Vancouver and British Columbia, favoured tax haven of countless Hollywood productions.
9: “How old is Timothee Chalamet?”
A fair question because the acclaimed actor looks perennially 13. He is in fact 25, or as your wacky aunt might call it, “very legal”.
10: “How many seasons of Grey’s Anatomy?”
The subtext here is “Surely this tedious show isn’t still going? Surely!”. Well, it is, now in its 17th season, and it’s leaned into the moment rather than offered any McDreamy-esque escapism. Not sure who wants to turn on a fictional TV show today and hear nurses saying things like: “We should expect to receive about twice the patients per day, we are activating surge capacity protocol”, but here we are. Good one, 2020.
Robert Moran is a culture reporter at The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age